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The coma induced by working in front of a computer for more than 18 hours a day. Indicators include, red puffy eyes, tattoo's, drawn cheeks, piercings, pale skin, and red hair. Remedies include: Sun, Surf, and/or Basketweaving. The affliction is aggravated by continued computer use and/or Redbull.
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