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One of the greatest drivers in the history of auto racing. Driver of the #24 DuPont Chevrolet for Hendrick Motorsports in NASCAR's top series. A smart, well-respected champion who is disliked only by arrogant, redneck fans who are jealous because they aren't as rich, popular, or talented as Jeff Gordon.  Jeff is soon to be married to the gorgeous model Ingrid Vandebosch, yet there are plenty of retards out there who claim he is gay because they lack the intelligence and class to accept that NASCAR's greatest driver isn't from the South. These inbred hicks resort to moronic insults that are entirely false and illogical. Some say that the only Gordon bashers are those who are secretly homosexual themselves and afraid to come out of the closet, so they resort to namecalling in a weak attempt to cover up their own personal issues.  To sum it all up, anybody that calls Jeff Gordon a faggot is simply a waste of human life and overall a complete failure. Learn some respect and grow the fuck up, bitches.

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