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== The Legend == The Andrew Miller(Windy for short) has several different moods. == History == Andrew Miller came to 'Planet Earth' in 1484 BC, and was raised by a family of chickens. Mr Chicken, also known as Steve, tought him how to scratch for food, while his mother, Mrs Chicken, taught him how to survive in the real world. == Appearance == He has the worst comb over known to man and looks remarkably like Shrek. == Diet == Breakfast: Flaky pastry, topped with Jamaica's finest seasoned bird feed. Lunch: Peanut butter snadwhiches, bird feed, milk, more birdfeed. Dinner: Mueseli, birdfeed, milk, goats, bananas, potatoes, turkeys, cabbages, asparagus, cauliflower, meat, steak, ham, pork, cheese, lions, brocilli, pie, crocodiles, jam, honey, carrots, scotch egg, salami, pizza, hash browns, rhinos, and bird feed! Supper: A Twix and a slice of bread, topped with bird feed. Snacks: Bird feed, golden syrup. Other: Meat flavoured bird feed, potatoes. == Favourite Things == Favourite film: Chicken Run
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