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a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that: a; splash up water b; one chunk come back post-flush c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper d; make you wipe for 5 hours e; make you have lil pebble shits we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.
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