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A corporate freeloader. Has an I.T degree but has never written a line of code in his entire life. He says he wants to learn but in reality is not interested. He attended a coarse in C# so that he can boast about it and moan how expensive it was. Doesn't know the difference between a website and a webservice and thinks microsoft sharepoint is something you install on a PC like a normal application.  When trying to explain a concept to him he stares at you and repeats "exactly.. exactly"  many times. This is a giveaway meaning he understood nothing.  Strategically, he likes to be someone else's shadow, appearing to be a friend, he is really leeching on his resources and hard work. He continously tries to get recognition of other's peoples work and to appear as the expert, by repeating statements memorized from other's people's conversations. He acts more like a parrot than as a human. It seems his mental resources are utilised to monitor and leech others, not to live life like other people.   When cornered and faced with his limitations and freeloading tactics, he generally retreats, and waits for the next opportunity to repeat the cycle. When stressed he may burst in a frenzy of ridicule and intollerance towards others, but never admits his faults.  Beware of these people. They can make your life difficult to live in peace. if you need more info how to spot them, here is a good article i found:  http://www.digitaldigressions.net /blog/2006/03/how_to_spot_cor.html  I am not the origianl author and i am not advertising anything, but this stub cannot be complete without it.

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