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Klatch: Klatch¹ n. 1. a pwner of noobs, one who pwnes. 2. a godly like figure, one of only two. (The ~ etc., one of two whom are named Mitch and William.) 3. a masterful and/or great haxor of comps. Klatch² n. 1. a title given to a person understood as a 'fishy.' (slang: idiot, moron, fool.) 2. an insult. 3. a person who is pwn-worthy klatch³ adj. 1. ~tastic, being great, cool, burn-worthy, funny. 2. ~ed up, being 'screwed' up or weird; strange; absurd. 3. ~tacular, see *klatchtastic.
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