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a completely useless gift that serves absolutely no purpose to anyone other than that of Officially Being a Gift. Useage results from a completely serious request made in a livejournal knitting community by someone who wanted ideas for something to knit for her goldfish, because all the other pets were getting knitted gifts, and she didn't want the goldfish to be left out.
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