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Someone who: 1. chokes on a pretzel 2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation 3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar) 4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow 5. has subjects that shoot people in the face 6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs 7. is a warmonger 8. is a horrible administrator 9. is hypocritical 10. abuses cocaine See also bush
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