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A pure skank-hole in Stirling, central Scotland where the scum of the earth reside.  below is a list of requirements you must adhere to to live here; women MUST 1 - be incredibly ugly with little or no teeth 2 - be pregnant by the time they are 17, unmarried and unaware who the father could be,  3 - wear Rangers football shirts and gold chains (from Argos) 4 - smoke while pregnant! preferably Regal kingsize 5 - be a heroin addict (preferably whilst pregnant)! 6 - wear 15 sovereigns on their fingers at all times. 7 - shout and swear in the street, even at their own children 8 - wear their slippers to the off licence to buy Buckfast 9 - be on benefits (otherwise you are considered posh)  10 - get a coloured tattoo on their ankle of a dolphin, rose or Winnie the Pooh. 11 - be called Carolann, Chelsea, tammy-Lee, chantelle, chanel, Diane, lee, Kelsey, etc etc 12 - name their child Paris, Jordan, keyliegh, lesley-ann etc etc 13 - decorate their house with the following; sofa from DFS with leather puffy arms, floral wallpaper to clash with the floral carpet to clash with the floral curtains and dado rail - all different types of pattern.  the bedroom must be lilac and silver themed with wall paper peeled off one wall. Men MUST 1 - be the ugliest, scariest looking blokes you've ever seen, also with little or no teeth 2 - have tattoos with some skank's name like "Carolann" or "Lee-ann" across their upper arm indicating "true love" 3 - beat their wives/girlfriends 4 - fight in the street after pub closing time 5 - the minute the sun comes out take their tops off and show their disgustingly scrawny bodies to the world, track marks included. 6 - be heroin addicts 7 - drive their crap cars whilst sitting so far back and low down it appears they have removed the front seat and are in fact driving whilst sitting in the back 8 - must like crap techno music like Bonkers 9 - punch walls when their latest 15 year old girlfriend breaks up with them (probably cause she's on benefits and figures she'll get more money and a better house if she claims to be on her own. 10 - generally be scum

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