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wil pah-ket. 1. verb. to lose hair prematurely, often as the result of being excessively obnoxious, telling bad jokes and ruining good ones through rampant repetition, and having a girlfriend who is too hot for you. 2. noun. an annoying, balding douche. 3. noun. destroyer of jokes.
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