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A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little. Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen. Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things. Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds. No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space. She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'
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