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What would Jesus do? What you say to someone who's about to beat the crap outta you, in the vague hope that he goes to church on Sunday. Also seen on the butt of Elias in Clerks 2 after a night of beer, skunk, and masturbating to a display of beastiality, sorry, inter-species erotica. Hmmm...if beer and skunk is the answer answer to wwjd, I might start going back to church.
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