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An American is on 'vacation' in the UK and is touring famous Cathedrals and churches. In London, he visits Westminster Abbey and sees a golden telephone with a sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'. In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'. In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'. Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,
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