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A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a [christmas present] and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper [inside the box], covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands [inside the box] and dig for your surprise.
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