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Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus. Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft. Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".
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