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1. Jacking off in your parents bed 2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least) 3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye... then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind
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