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An ancient Africian voodoo belief: when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one. Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe, ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
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