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To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies, 1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy" 2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy" 3.)a dead [finger slap] to the chest all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing But once iniciated, [the circle] of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest. Also, as of now there has [never been] a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
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