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buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL.   a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker.  Duplex or trailer dweller.  A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's.  Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds.    Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.    Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot.  Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.  Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches.  The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard.  When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.    The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are:  low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.

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