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defined as a smile where the corners of the perpetrator's mouth are raised similar to a smirk or that of one reminiscing pleasant taudry behaviours. Contrary to widespread psycho-babble and paedo-sympathizers, all paedophiles are the evil excrement of society and should be eliminated promptly via castration. Commonly seen in police 'mug' shots of male child-sex offenders, male school teachers, priests, truck-drivers, scout masters, summer camp staff, elite school prefects and similar such 'Charlie Chesters' (cockney slang for child molester). If encountered, either run with all haste or attempt to remove said smile using precise applied force with blunt objects until wearer unconcious, or better deceased.
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