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a game played world wide. there are 11 people on each team, trying to kick a ball into the goal they are facing and trying to stop the other team from kicking the ball into the goal behind them. there is a goalie for each team, and the goalie is the onlyone who can pick up the ball, provided they pick it up in the 18 yard box. when playing soccer: ~you cant wear any jewellery ~you cant touch the ball with any part of your arms unless ~you are the goalie and inside the 18 yard box ~you have to wear soccer boots, shin guards and your clubs/states/countrys clothes (shorts, socks, etc) and remember: *~soccer is NOT a pussy sport, and requires a huge amount of skill *~the only reason players fall over, start crying etc, is because they ARE hurt or they are faking being hurt to get a free kick- NOT because they are sissies and are not real men/women *~soccer will eventually take over the whole world
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