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Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS. Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine". So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive. So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES. If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.
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