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A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition. This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
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