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Omfgzz hi,my name is posing scene slag.First off I just love to pretend Im bisexual because [everyone else does] and I cant be individual or different.
Every morning I put crap such as ribbons in my hair because its so emo.See emo is popular so Im emo.But when goth is the fashion again Ill be goth.Anyway after that I spend hours backcombing my hair so it looks like a giant bunch of pubes.After that I meet all of my "friends" who I actualy bitch about constantly behind their back because Im a two faced slag.I also have to wear lepoard print shoes like everyone else along with drainpipes that were actualy normal fitting jeans from when I was 7.See Im an anorexic STD carrying whore.
Then I have to flirt with everyone because I think it makes me look popular but I just look like a slag.Then I have a sip of cider and pretend to be pissed so that can be an excuse for [fucking everything] in sight.
When I get home I have to edit my myspace and write shit like "Im a fucking bitch deal with it" while listening to [taking back sunday] and panic!at the disco.Oh and of course all of my pictures involve me in nothing but my underwear so everyone can see my fat wobbly ass and my flat chest.

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