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The end of the world as we know it. These little things of doom have brainwashed people through high pitched frequencies that can not be heard through the human hear directly from the pod itself. These sounds make you want ipods more and more. You will have to pre-pre-order the next model from Japan. These people who have the ipod will not tolerate insults or the tolerate fact that they have been brainwashed by the evil music device. They will call you a liar and try to harm you verbally and/or physically (trust me, i know). In fact, it is more than a music device. Thanks to hackers, you can get INTERNET and EMAIL on these things simply by loading a small program to it(no external hardware added)! Why, and how, could something only designed to play music pick up a wifi Internet signal? Hmm... Remember when you first bought that ipod, you give appple all your info (where you live, phone number, etc) They put that info in to the ipod and their data base so they can track you any where on earth! Ipods most likely have GPS in them to track you. And one day they are going to send you a signal to your pod of death and you will do their bidding. Kill, destroy, ruin all mankind as we know it. So don't support the apocalypse and get a NORMAL mp3 (or mp4) player!
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