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Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. Zanism rejects the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embraces “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. Zanists believe in disbelief. While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets. 1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you are not a zanist. 2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it. 3. On Salvation: Salvation is not guaranteed. 4. On God: If there is a god, you are here to amuse. 5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts. 6. On Love: Just do it. 7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!! 8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense. 9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words. 10. On Hope: Refer to love.
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