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Teletard is a word originating from the highly popular chat website, Habbo Hotel. It is used to define a specific group of people who tend to act, or dress their avatar, in a specific way.  Originally, while myself and Scott were standing in the room GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room.  While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said something stupid, along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!"  Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres.  First off, I would like you to understand that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the intelligence to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley will be automatically considered a Teletard.  Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres;  Classification #1: Someone who dresses their avatar colourfully.  Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their avatar.  Classification #3: Someone who finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing with a capital letter for the beginning of each word.  Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the cool and 'leet' thing to do.  Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go over the top when using Internet acronyms.  Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications.  Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems like they would.

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