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A phrase meaning to jack off while nobody is in your house and you are bored. If one is to "man the fort" then all of your visitors must leave your house immeadiately or they will be forced to watch you jack off into your own hand by using [the internet] as your material. One may be a true [masturbater] if 1. he can jack off without any material other than his [state of mind]. and 2. if he can jack off without the use of his hands
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