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A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal. Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman. A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen. note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
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