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The male partner places his female companion on the back of her neck with her bearded clam (vagina) reaching for the skies (facing up). Some say this position is practiced in Yoga, but who the fuck cares. The man then climbs over the women and aligns his asshole with her vagina. He then poos a thick log into her bearded clam and moves his ass up and down with the shit inside of her clam chowder (she uses the poo as a dildo, but the poo never fully leaves the ass). Make sure to not move too quickly as to make the shit fall out of the ass.
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