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AKA the Top Turd Tiger A sexual act that involves taking a dump on your girlfriend's head, then jumping off the bed and knocking the turds off her head with your ballsack, similar to a tiger knocking a poacher off the top of an elephant in India. The technique is as follows: Girlfriend gets down on all fours on the floor Take a dump on girl friend's head Get a running start and jump off of the bed and onto the girlfriend's head while trying to knock the turd off her head with your ballsack.
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