Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA. They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.
Text fits
Save
Cancel