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If you are of male origin and call a female friend simply to chat for 2.5 hours or more, you are officially classified as gay and must now hand in your dick for confiscation. Dick may be returned if offender redeems herself. Repeat offenders lose all respect from friends, relatives ect. ect. ect.
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