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Otherwise known as "BOHEMOTH IN SPANDEX". This ravenious beast plays table tennis and if she glares you with her artificial blue eyeballs, beware, shes hungry. This fat creature will attack when you hit the wrong angle in table tennis, or if you do not look at the table whilst playing. Beware because this monster will not tolerate smart-ass - ness from players and she WILL tell you if you need a haircut. But no one dares telling her how horrid those tight spandex tights are...in fear of having their bones grinded to make her bread.
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