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Windows is a gay, perverted, assholeistic, minging, wanking, twating poor excuse for an OS. Created by the worlds biggest asshole Bill Gates who thinks he can premote his company by donating money to charity. Windows is the most unstable OS you will ever come across with its frequent crashes, spyware, viruses not to mention the tonnes of other shit that can infect it. One question "Why with all the different versions of Windows and tell people to buy it because its got better security and better stability, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT SECURE AND STABLE IN THE 1ST PLACE U ASSHOLES?!" - Remember Kiddies, always use Linux ! :D
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