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A man with long, [greasy hair], green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. [Slavering] with [excitement] he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
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