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Jalen GOATson is the greatest point guard of this century. He will absolutely beat the shit out of your fucking team no matter what circumstance. He's loved in NYC and it makes sense cause who wouldn't? (unless you're an oldie still watching MJ highlights). He's so good he'll help your team or anyone on your team to look like they're prime lebron james, while also making HIMSELF look like he rules basketball. Simply the goat.
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