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(noun). A rare but increasingly common occupational phenomenon in which an individual works with such relentless intensity, excessive Teams calls, impossible deadlines, and spreadsheet-induced trauma that the brain enters a permanent state of tactical confusion while somehow continuing to function professionally. CDS is the gradual collapse of a person’s ability to distinguish between: - weekdays and weekends - AM and PM - dreams and notifications - home life and project coordination - or whether they already replied to that email yesterday. The condition commonly disrupts circadian rhythm, destroys sleeping patterns, and leaves sufferers existing in a semi-conscious state of permanent confusion.
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