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An act of unchecked aggressive imperialist dominance on a public toilet. A imperialist pooper makes multiple dense hard wads of toilet paper and flushes them all at once to create a difficult clog in the pipe thus "closing the strait." The unchecked pooper (or next unknowing citizen) then drops a massive chud that can't be flushed because the toilet is clogged. The turd spins around aimlessly like a stranded tanker ship at sea as the water rises. Eventually after too many flushes, the water and turd will overflow onto the floor creating a crisis. Diplomatic measures must be taken to stop the overflow and open the strait by physically removing the large turd by hand. Then disposing it in a trash can or by throwing it out an open window. Negotiators are then brought in with plumbing tools to open the strait by removing the clog.
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