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An Alpine Divorce is when in a relationship, one person will start acting in a way that involves leaving the other behind, leading to conflicts and eventually a breakup. An example would be going on a hike, and the first person in the relationship knows the second person is struggling (or sometimes not even that), and leaves them behind by walking faster than them and not bothering to check with them. And so the second person finds the first person, and breaks up with them.
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