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A fpoon is a hybrid utensil that combines both the properties of a fork and a spoon. It has been documented for its unique ability to attract and consequently result in cranial damage, notably among cosplayers who dress in formal black attire. This death involves using a fpoon by holding it with the index finger in a random alley, then reciting "This is this and that's that" a limbillion times.
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