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The act of jerking it late at night while on crack and then suddenly needing to shit but when you stand up you shit all over your bed and make a really loud sound. This sound then wakes up your mother who then walks into your room to see you with a crack pipe, half naked, wearing a Gastapo uniform. Shit is still all over your bed so your mother screams and runs out of the room while you sit in the corner of your room with shitty butt cheeks and a bed cover in poop.
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