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The ultimate paradox of a human being. A "Jon Dick" is a guy who is simultaneously the most reliable person you know (a "Jon") while possessing a chaotic, unapologetic energy that makes him a total "Dick" in the best way possible. The "Jon" Side: He’s the guy who shows up to help out and actually knows how to turn a wrench. The "Dick" Side: He has zero filter, makes the jokes no one else dares to and probably only owns one shirt he can wear in public. Characteristics: Unfazed: You can’t roast a Jon Dick because he’s already made every joke about his own name by the age of seven.
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