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You call a person apple brain that:A person who is so blindly loyal to Apple they’ll excuse basically anything the company does, even giving up privacy, features, or common sense. Usually naive, smug, and fully convinced that if Apple doesn’t offer something, nobody needs it. Then the second Apple adds it, suddenly it’s “revolutionary.” Basically a smooth-brain who sucks up to big tech and acts like the Apple way is the only way.
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