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The absolute bottom-tier of human existence. A puddle of cunt is a person who is a chaotic, "controlled mess" of a human being. They are too shallow to be a full-blown disaster and too toxic to be a functional member of society. They are a conversational cul-de-sac; you can’t argue with them, you can't reason with them, and you certainly can’t help them. They simply exist in a state of stagnant, ankle-deep malice. Unlike a "deep" person, this individual is a localized reservoir of disappointment—just deep enough to ruin your day if you accidentally step in them, but not substantial enough to actually matter.
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