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A workplace “condition” that appears when someone is scheduled to work every third Saturday on a rotating schedule, and they suddenly become unavailable the following week—or just before their next shift—ensuring they never work more than about 10 days in a two-week period. Symptoms include: Perfectly timed sick days Mysterious short-term illnesses Advanced calendar awareness and selective availability
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