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Wow! What a surprise! The bill regarding DHS funding and the Voter ID bill that everyone knew weren't going to pass DIDN'T PASS! It's almost like they spent weeks talking about bills they knew weren't going to pass and then didn't pass the bills and then got paid to do nothing for weeks! Isn't that fucking crazy!? I invent a working model of AI... DON'T get paid... They do essentially nothing for 2 weeks... LIVE IN A FUCKING MANSION as I struggle to afford my rent... Welp, I guess I better sign off on the money THEY ALREADY TOOK FROM THE PAYCHECK THAT WASN'T ENOUGH TO COVER THE RENT I HAVE 4 DAYS TO PAY AND INCREASED BY $50 THIS MONTH! Better sign that consent form so that people who already have and took my money preemptively and by force can not arrest me for not consenting to giving them the money the already took and used to explode little girls, literally. BOY-OH-BOY am I glad they aren't using the authority of the state compel the tech billionaires to pay me for my labor so I can fix my infected tooth and weird left testicle cus then... You know... Something.
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