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(noun; tragic phenomenon) A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene. Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.
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