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When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..
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