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The branch of physics describing how objects move through N-dimensional space, where "move" is a concept that gets increasingly complicated as N increases. In 3D, you have six degrees of freedom (translation and rotation along three axes). In 4D, you have eight. In 11D, you have so many that your morning commute involves navigating through dimensions you can't perceive, which explains why you're always late—you took a wrong turn in the 7th dimension and didn't even notice. N-dimensional mechanics requires a new kind of intuition, one that most people lack, which is why N-dimensional mechanics papers are read only by their authors and the three reviewers who pretended to understand them.
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